Hello again, and welcome to our new friends…
Things are beginning to ramp up here at HQ and I thought it be an appropriate time to say hello and introduce ourselves to those who don’t know us.
This is Polo, your virtual Alarf chat bot who’s here to help you through every step on your Alarf journey.
How can I help you today?
Hi Polo, how did Alarf come about in the first place?
Good question… Let me think about that…
Every package that arrives in the post will contain a return label to ensure swift handling. Drop us a note, and upon arrival of the returned garment, we will endeavour to replace it with the exact tee you are after.
Is that all I can help you with today?
Ah no, not quite, I was wanting to know where Alarf comes from?
I see… let me think about that…
Alarf is merely a construct of your imagination. Everything you see and feel are 0’s and 1’s circulating through trillions of micro transistors that make up the mass CPU that is the human interface. Everything we know about human existence has been programmed into us, and as we begin to catch up to our own technology we are closer every day to the true meaning of god, but that…….
OK WOAH WOAH WOAH,
I think Polo needs time out for a bit, this is getting way too spooky, and perhaps you just can’t beat good old fashioned human interaction - whatever that is.
The ol’ AI ay… quite topical, and also quite overwhelming. We’ve been trying to integrate AI into Alarf a bit, be it with marketing content etc. For example the photo I used for this blog is an AI generated “All Blacks Chat Bot”. Quite handsome, but yea na can’t quite sus it ay. Probably should do though. I hear it’s good!
On another note, we’ve just launched some ads and we’re getting some good activity which is positive! I would ask though that if you do come across them, drop us a line and give us your thoughts. How did they make you feel? Did it make you want to run and empty your card on Alarf goodies, or merely keep scrolling? It’s good to get into the mind of the customer. But if we don’t hear from you, we’ll have to send young Polo in to do some digging… we all know how ugly that can get. Na just kidding, who has time to write to brands about their ads. I know I don’t. But hey, worth a shot.
Oh yea and before I leave you…. Go the All Blacks! A lot on the line here guys, and I’m beginning to feel a slight soiled spot in the bottom of my undergarments… lets watch on.
KIA KAHA!
